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- On a desktop or laptop computer click this link. (The folder will immediately download in your web browser.)
- Double-click on the zip folder.
- Drag and drop the folder into your iTunes library or preferred media player library.
- That’s it!
ABOUT THIS SONG:
Back in college, I was sitting in my Statistics class and I couldn’t get this idea for a song out of my head. The guy sitting next to me was doing all these things that made me think of him as metaphor for America, while the bottle he was spitting into was Earth.
LYRICS:
BIG GUY WALKS IN LATE, SITS DOWN BY ME
BACK OF THE CLASSROOM, JAMMED IN TINY SEATS
HIS ELBOW RESTS ON THE EDGE OF MY DESK
THERE’S ONE FRECKLE THAT’S BIGGER THAN THE REST
HAVE YOU HEARD THE WARNING
GLOBAL WARMING
BIG GUY TAKES OUT A WAD AND STARTS CHEWING SNOOSE
SPITS IN AN EMPTY BOTTLE OF MOUNTAIN DEW
THEN HOCKS A LOOGIE AND SPITS IT IN THERE, TOO
WITH THE CAP BACK ON IT FILLS WITH RESIDUE
HAVE YOU HEARD THE WARNING
GLOBAL WARMING
BIG GUY STARTS CHATTING WAY TOO LOUD
STRONG ENOUGH TO DROWN THE PROFESSOR OUT
FRONT OF THE CLASS TO THE BACK SHE HAS TO SHOUT
BUT HE DON’T HEAR OR CARE OR EVEN POUT
HAVE YOU HEARD THE WARNING
GLOBAL WARMING